A Conversation with Danzig
- Me: What do you want to do Danzig?
- Danzig: Let's walk the streets tonight.
- Me: Nah, wanna get some food?
- Danzig: An omelet of disease awaits your noontime meal.
- Me: Are you damaged?
- Danzig: They'll find pieces of you scattered on the ground
- Me: You are a goddamned son of a bitch Danzig.
My favorite message from xbox live
To all of my loyal followers….ive been bannished from xbox live for playing w a modified box, my children and my childrens children have been banned as well, but we will rise again, we will prevail..once we buy a new xbox, lesson learned, or is it?
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Things That Sound Horribly Wrong
- I’d like to play search and destroy with you
- He’s planting the bomb behind you
- I’d like to watch you 1v1 him
- I’ll pwn his ass!
- I’m going to use my javelin on them
- I killed him with my pistol
- I’m going to rape these kids!
- I stabbed his ass
- I shot him in the face
- I toobed him in the butt
- im going to stab him from behind
- he got me from behind
- cover my rear